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For the whole day I spent my time glancing over the new LOL book that I've just received this morning. And here's some of my favourites for the day. :D

It is so rare to be offered a meal on airlines these days that I was surprised to hear the flight attendant ask the man sitting in front of me, "Would you like dinner?". "What are my choices?" he responded. "Yes or No" she said. - Kervyn Dimney.

My stepfather bought an autofocus camera on holiday and lined the family up for a photo beside the pool. 'I don't need any help; this camera is foolproof,' he told us as he stepped backwards into the water. - Charlotte Joseph.

I dialed a wrong number and got the following recording: 'I am not available right now, but I thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the beep. If I do not return your call, you are one of the changes.'  - Antonio Curtis.

Seen printed on the T-shirt of an obviously pregnant woman: -

 'UNDER CONSTRUCTION' - W. Barnes

- National Geographic®.

P/S : I hope it helps to put a smile on that face. Technically, I was designed to bring smiles to all ages. Yes, I am!! One in a million. Aahhh, now I feel special. HAHAHAH!! Please excuse the lameness. Chalo!! :D