10 Things I Hate About You

I hate the way you talk to me,

and the way you cut your hair.



I hate the way you drive my car.



I hate it when you stare.



I hate your big dumb shoes,

and the way you read my mind.



I hate you so much it makes me sick,

and even makes me rhyme.



I hate the way you're always right.



I hate it when you lie.



I hate it when you make me laugh,

even worse when you make me cry.







I hate it when you're not around,

and the fact you didn't call.



But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you.




Not even close.




Not even a little bit.





Not even at all.